TO C.D.M.D.

That's Craig David Maybe Devil? or Craig David Must Die!

That's Craig David Maybe Devil? or Craig David Must Die (Depending on how violent you are!).

Ladies and Gentlemen:

We put it to you that Craig David is the Devil's spawn.

David and his ilk are creating a nation of young people who drive 4x4 Jeeps with blacked out windows. They are reducing the English language to a series of buzzwords and catchphrases:

'Innit', 'Safe', 'Freakin', '24 Seven', the list is endless.

Thanks to the lyrics of these garage/ r 'n' b 'flavas', men now believe they are expected to become 'playas' who entertain two or three 'special ladies' or 'Beautiful Honey's' at a time.

Women are being subconsciously conditioned into believing that a man's sole purpose in life is to 'pay those bills' and to be at the beck & call of their mobile phones.

Please, let us re-rewind back to an age of decency.

PLEASE DESTROY ALL COPIES OF 'BORN TO DO IT'!

LET THE CROWD SHOUT 'NO' SELECTA!

Men- Don't be tempted to shave yourself a pencil thin goatee!

Women- Throw away your much-sung about 'thong', be proud of your big pants!

Let the power of decent music back into your life!

Make sure the only garage in your life is the one were you used to queue for petrol!

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